Post by WickedElphie on Jul 16, 2006 14:20:55 GMT -5
On ff.net I found a very cute parody of The Little Mermaid featuring a hitchhiking ghost from the Hunted Mnsion and a Disney cast member. It's pretty dang funny and features parodies of the songs from the movie.
www.fanfiction.net/s/2961102/1/
www.fanfiction.net/s/2961102/1/
George Gracey paced around Ezra back at the mansion. “The whole preview for the new ride was ruined! Guests were completely baffled on where you were!”
Ezra thought quickly. “Hey, I was...boycotting it! Remember the ‘Journey Into Imagination’ disaster? Or what about ‘Alien Encounter?’ Why, Stitch, WHY!”
George sighed. “Well, I never did like the idea of throwing out ‘Grim Grinning Ghosts.’ Of course, nothing could top the time the Country Bears went pop.”
“Am I the only one who hates Disneymania?” asked Ezra. “Seriously, am I the only one? In their version of the Pirates of the Carribean theme, they say ‘Stand up me hearties’ instead of ‘drink up!’ That’s blasphemously!”
“Well, there you have it!” cried Phineas. “Ezra’s saved the ride again!”
“I say we erect a huge statue of him,” said Gus.
Phineas smiled. “The word ‘erect’ makes me giggle.”
“Besides,” shrugged Ezra, “Brer Fox and Brer Bear never catch on to the whole ghost thing. They’re easy to lose.”
George looked up. “Wait a second...Brer Fox and Brer Bear? What were they doing here? You were hanging around the cast members, weren’t you? You’re not allowed to leave during park hours! It’s your job!”
“Hey, they’re to blame too,” defended Ezra, “stalking an innocent little ghost like me just leering at a few girls all innocent-like!”
“Just DON’T leave the mansion again!” yelled Gracey.
Ezra calmly left the rooms. “We heil, heil, right in der Fuehrer's face,” he called.
“Is he quoting from wartime cartoons to insult me?” asked Gracey, confused and angry.
“Yeah, he does that,” said Phineas.
Ezra thought quickly. “Hey, I was...boycotting it! Remember the ‘Journey Into Imagination’ disaster? Or what about ‘Alien Encounter?’ Why, Stitch, WHY!”
George sighed. “Well, I never did like the idea of throwing out ‘Grim Grinning Ghosts.’ Of course, nothing could top the time the Country Bears went pop.”
“Am I the only one who hates Disneymania?” asked Ezra. “Seriously, am I the only one? In their version of the Pirates of the Carribean theme, they say ‘Stand up me hearties’ instead of ‘drink up!’ That’s blasphemously!”
“Well, there you have it!” cried Phineas. “Ezra’s saved the ride again!”
“I say we erect a huge statue of him,” said Gus.
Phineas smiled. “The word ‘erect’ makes me giggle.”
“Besides,” shrugged Ezra, “Brer Fox and Brer Bear never catch on to the whole ghost thing. They’re easy to lose.”
George looked up. “Wait a second...Brer Fox and Brer Bear? What were they doing here? You were hanging around the cast members, weren’t you? You’re not allowed to leave during park hours! It’s your job!”
“Hey, they’re to blame too,” defended Ezra, “stalking an innocent little ghost like me just leering at a few girls all innocent-like!”
“Just DON’T leave the mansion again!” yelled Gracey.
Ezra calmly left the rooms. “We heil, heil, right in der Fuehrer's face,” he called.
“Is he quoting from wartime cartoons to insult me?” asked Gracey, confused and angry.
“Yeah, he does that,” said Phineas.
Ezra flew through the night sky, as fireworks exploded over the castle. He landed on Big Thunder Mountain’s highest ridge. Mr. Bluebird joined him. “Boy, Ezra, you seem excited!”
“Sure am!” smiled Ezra. He pointed at a young attractive woman walking along the tracks of the ride, giving it a final check. “My favorite cast member is out! She’s so beautiful.”
“I thought you only liked fat ladies,” said the bird.
Ezra laughed. “Thankfully, I’ve grown out of that fetish.”
“So what’s her name?”
“Uh...I don’t know,” admitted Ezra. “I’ve sorta stalled meeting with her.”
“So how do you know you like her?” asked Mr. Bluebird.
“Are you nuts!” exclaimed Ezra. “She’s always got a big Disney trivia book with her...usually a Haunted Mansion themed one. I’m in love! And best of all, through some baby monitors I hid in her house, I know she doesn’t have a boyfriend!”
“That’s nice...wait, you hid what?”
“Yeah,” grinned the ghost, “I’m a crafty one. But how does a ghost who never really had a life ask a girl out? I mean, my whole background was just written by someone!”
“Relax,” said Mr. Bluebird. “I don’t even have any lines in a movie that can’t be released.”
“Yeah, your life sucks. Well, all I can do is gaze down on her.”
“Sure am!” smiled Ezra. He pointed at a young attractive woman walking along the tracks of the ride, giving it a final check. “My favorite cast member is out! She’s so beautiful.”
“I thought you only liked fat ladies,” said the bird.
Ezra laughed. “Thankfully, I’ve grown out of that fetish.”
“So what’s her name?”
“Uh...I don’t know,” admitted Ezra. “I’ve sorta stalled meeting with her.”
“So how do you know you like her?” asked Mr. Bluebird.
“Are you nuts!” exclaimed Ezra. “She’s always got a big Disney trivia book with her...usually a Haunted Mansion themed one. I’m in love! And best of all, through some baby monitors I hid in her house, I know she doesn’t have a boyfriend!”
“That’s nice...wait, you hid what?”
“Yeah,” grinned the ghost, “I’m a crafty one. But how does a ghost who never really had a life ask a girl out? I mean, my whole background was just written by someone!”
“Relax,” said Mr. Bluebird. “I don’t even have any lines in a movie that can’t be released.”
“Yeah, your life sucks. Well, all I can do is gaze down on her.”
Gus’s eyes teared up. “Don’t you like us anymore?”
“Of course I do! I love you guys! I love this mansion! I love the organ music...wait, that’s calypso music. Is someone gonna sing?”
Phineas sprang up. “Finally!”
“Our own number!” cried Gus.
Phineas: The dust can always be grayer
In somebody else's room
You dream about going out there
But that may lead to your doom
Gus: Just look at the dark around you
Right here on this dusty floor
Such wonderful freaks surround you
What more are you looking for?
Both: Haunted Mansion
Haunted Mansion
“Of course I do! I love you guys! I love this mansion! I love the organ music...wait, that’s calypso music. Is someone gonna sing?”
Phineas sprang up. “Finally!”
“Our own number!” cried Gus.
Phineas: The dust can always be grayer
In somebody else's room
You dream about going out there
But that may lead to your doom
Gus: Just look at the dark around you
Right here on this dusty floor
Such wonderful freaks surround you
What more are you looking for?
Both: Haunted Mansion
Haunted Mansion
“Soo...” Ezra smiled weakly. “Meken and Ashmen, huh? I’ve been singing that a lot lately. A few weeks ago when Gus had a life-changing ‘Lion King’ story there was a whole lot of Elton John. He scares us.”
“Indeed,” nodded Ursula.
“In fact,” continued Ezra, “you remind me of him!” This resulted in a smack in the face from Ursula’s tentacle. “What did I say? He was on the Muppet Show!”
“Here’s how it goes,” said the sea witch. “I turn you human for three days and she has to fall in love with you.”
“Well, who couldn’t?”
“More specifically, she has to kiss you. A kiss of true love. If the sun sets on the third day and she hasn’t...you belong to me.”
Phineas and Gus, who had been searching for Ezra, were listening. “Holy hatbox!”
“But if I become human, I’ll never be able to work in the mansion again,” said Ezra. Phineas and Gus nodded, before being kicked into the water by Scar’s hyenas.
“Happens,” said Ursula, ignoring Phineas and Gus. “Life’s full of tough decisions. Oh, and of course there’s payment.”
“I’ve got some Disney dollars handy...”
“No, no, no! I need...your voice.”
“My voice!” shouted Ezra. “What kind of payment is that? It’s stupid and illogical! And another thing! Why is it always love’s first kiss? Snow White and Sleeping Beauty had it, and Beauty and the Beast came pretty close. All of you witches and enchantresses think alike. How about she has to slap me on the butt or something? I’d be cool with that. And also---”
“THAT’S WHY WE’RE TAKING YOUR VOICE!” yelled the villains.
Ezra looked embarrassed. “Oh. Makes sense.”
“Indeed,” nodded Ursula.
“In fact,” continued Ezra, “you remind me of him!” This resulted in a smack in the face from Ursula’s tentacle. “What did I say? He was on the Muppet Show!”
“Here’s how it goes,” said the sea witch. “I turn you human for three days and she has to fall in love with you.”
“Well, who couldn’t?”
“More specifically, she has to kiss you. A kiss of true love. If the sun sets on the third day and she hasn’t...you belong to me.”
Phineas and Gus, who had been searching for Ezra, were listening. “Holy hatbox!”
“But if I become human, I’ll never be able to work in the mansion again,” said Ezra. Phineas and Gus nodded, before being kicked into the water by Scar’s hyenas.
“Happens,” said Ursula, ignoring Phineas and Gus. “Life’s full of tough decisions. Oh, and of course there’s payment.”
“I’ve got some Disney dollars handy...”
“No, no, no! I need...your voice.”
“My voice!” shouted Ezra. “What kind of payment is that? It’s stupid and illogical! And another thing! Why is it always love’s first kiss? Snow White and Sleeping Beauty had it, and Beauty and the Beast came pretty close. All of you witches and enchantresses think alike. How about she has to slap me on the butt or something? I’d be cool with that. And also---”
“THAT’S WHY WE’RE TAKING YOUR VOICE!” yelled the villains.
Ezra looked embarrassed. “Oh. Makes sense.”
Ezra scampered over and handed it to her.
“What did that say?” asked Gus.
“Southern pickup lines from the 1800's.”
“He’s about to die again,” worried Phineas. Instead, Ariel and Ezra walk away, hand in hand, to the others’ surprise.
“Good thing she has a sense of humor,” smiled Mr. Bluebird. “See? I told you I knew what I was doing! You just gotta have Posituvity!” The bird happily flew off.
“What’s that?” asked Phineas.
“Disney speak,” replied Gus. “I ignore it.”
“We should follow them. Something could easily go wrong.”
Gus thought for a second. “If they go to Tomorrowland, we could spy on them from the Timekeeper.”
“I heard they’re replacing that with a Monsters Inc. ride,” sighed Phineas,
“What does that have to do with the future!” exclaimed Gus.
“Maybe it’s about the apocalypse when monsters will roam the earth.”
“You gotta stop reading those pamphlets you find on subways,” advised Gus. Suddenly, he stopped walking. “Speak of the devil.”
“Yes we are.”
“No, no, no! Look over there! It’s Randall!” It was true. The scaly monster suddenly became visible and scared away the Cast Member working at the little gift cart outside the mansion. He then began to rip off the Hitchhiking Ghost plushes and destroy each of them.
“Oh yeah,” said Phineas. “He was always jealous at how scary we were...”
(To the tune of “Les Poissons”)
Randall: Stupid ghosts
Stupid ghosts
How I hate stupid ghosts
Wanna punch
Or just kick them away
“What did that say?” asked Gus.
“Southern pickup lines from the 1800's.”
“He’s about to die again,” worried Phineas. Instead, Ariel and Ezra walk away, hand in hand, to the others’ surprise.
“Good thing she has a sense of humor,” smiled Mr. Bluebird. “See? I told you I knew what I was doing! You just gotta have Posituvity!” The bird happily flew off.
“What’s that?” asked Phineas.
“Disney speak,” replied Gus. “I ignore it.”
“We should follow them. Something could easily go wrong.”
Gus thought for a second. “If they go to Tomorrowland, we could spy on them from the Timekeeper.”
“I heard they’re replacing that with a Monsters Inc. ride,” sighed Phineas,
“What does that have to do with the future!” exclaimed Gus.
“Maybe it’s about the apocalypse when monsters will roam the earth.”
“You gotta stop reading those pamphlets you find on subways,” advised Gus. Suddenly, he stopped walking. “Speak of the devil.”
“Yes we are.”
“No, no, no! Look over there! It’s Randall!” It was true. The scaly monster suddenly became visible and scared away the Cast Member working at the little gift cart outside the mansion. He then began to rip off the Hitchhiking Ghost plushes and destroy each of them.
“Oh yeah,” said Phineas. “He was always jealous at how scary we were...”
(To the tune of “Les Poissons”)
Randall: Stupid ghosts
Stupid ghosts
How I hate stupid ghosts
Wanna punch
Or just kick them away
“Well,” thought Ezra, “she’s sort of a Mary Sue character, but she’s MY Mary Sue character!”.
“I can’t kiss her!” thought Ezra. “If I touch her, she’ll destroy me! This girl is crazy! ...wow, she’s so great! She’s not a Mary Sue character! She’s just like me! She might even hate ‘Mike’s Supershort Show!’ I GOTTA TALK!”
