Should I post it?

[nachonaco]

I've got a parody of TLM that I wrote...

Should I post it?

It features no TLM characters.

[miklc]

Yer I think that would be a really good idea, just one question and this is really stupid what is a parody? plz HELP I've herd of them a few times but actually never found out what was one be4. But anyway yer post it

[miklc]

Are you going to post it???

[nachonaco]

I might. Once I get more votes.

A parody is just an alternate version of a story with things changed/made fun of.

[Pacific Wolf]

I don't know why, but I love parodies for some odd reason, especially if fans are the ones writing them. I say go for it.

[miklc]

OK cool

[jodeefan12]

i think that would be cool! you should!

[nachonaco]

(Beginning Shot - A School Bus. A group of high school students, plus parent chaperone and a driver, are in it)

Students: (singing, except for one red-haired boy) Oh, I'll tell you a tale of a secret program,
And it only goes farther that way
Look out, guys, the Hai-Zi're waitin' for you
Many miles away

Student With Red Hair (Scott): Hai-Zi?

Student 1: They're the ones that keep this country goin'. Thought every government student knew of 'em.

Students: (singing) We'll sing you a song of the powerful Hai-Zi
And then you'll go "What the hey!"
Where Sergeant Sandber's monarch and the soldiers all march
Many miles away...

[nachonaco]

(Cut to a large, open, gym. Large military formation. The girls on the far right step forward, forming a line)

Sgt Sandber: (stepping forward with Cadet Captain Stone, from the Cadet Kelly movie) Let's see if you can actually pull this off, huh?

Stone: I promise you, Sergeant, this will be the best inspection I've ever commanded.

Sgt Sandber: I'm looking forward to seeing what you've done to my niece.

Stone: Ah, yes. She's shown the most improvement. (mutters) Yeah, right.

(Song)

Cadets: Oh we are the cadets of Alpha
Alpha Company that treats us well
Sergeants
And captains
And cadets
And corporals
and PFCs
And SSG's...
And then there is the newest, without her serial number
Our newest squad leader, she's no bummer
She'll deliver the attendance, all of it,
She's our friend Sy-...

Jessie: (roars) Syd!!!

(Cut to Syd, a dark-haired teenager, smiling as she looks at a hole in the electrified fence (it's a prisonlike military base)

Syd: I found it! I found a hole in the fence!

(Des, her twin sister, follows)

Des: I dunno, Syd.

Syd: Come on, don't be such a baby.

Des: I'm not a baby!

Syd: Fine, then if you don't want to come, you can just stay here and watch for the dogs. (stuffs bacon in Des' pockets)

Des: HEY!

[miklc]

That's really good nachonaco well done

[nachonaco]

Thanks!

next part:

(Later, in the rec room)

Sam: Wow, it's actually NOT a WMD this time. (holds up Razr cell phone)

Syd: What is it?

Sam: No idea. But it's cool looking. It can play music, allow text notes...like the list of cadences...

Syd: CADENCES?!?

Des: Aw, crap!

Sam: What is it?

Syd: Cap'n Stone's gonna KILL us!

Sam: What? Why?

Syd: Can'ttalknowgottarunbyeSamthanksforthestuff!

(Syd and Des try to exit through the same door.)

Des: Owowowowowowowowow!

Syd: Getoutgetoutgetoutgetout!

Des: (pries loose, exits)

Syd: (exits as well)

(In Jessie's office. Pictures outside, in the corridor, rattle as she yells)

Jessie: INEXCUSABLE!

(Syd and Des cling to each other, eyes widened)

Jessie: HOW COULD YOU TWO MISS FORMATION?!?

Des: Syd's fault!

Syd: Is not!

Des: It is too!

Jessie: I've just about had it! You two are starting to neglect your duties!

Syd: No, we're not. Come on, Des. (storms off)

[nachonaco]

(Cut to Syd's....some type of hideout place. Warehouse I guess.)

Syd: (singing) Look at this crap....isn't it sweet?
Wouldn't you think that I can't be beat?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who beats
Everyone

(Cap'n Stone sneaks in, looking in awe at all the weaponry - in her years at the academy, she'd never seen anythin' like it!)

Syd: (singing) Look at this stuff
I've got enough
How many of these can take out Hil Duff?
Lookin' around here they'd think
"Dang, girl, remind me not to tick you off". (wait, that doesn't rhyme. Oh well!)

(Cap'n Stone gasps and tries to speak up, knowing that Syd shouldn't have this many weapons)

Syd: (singing) I've got shurikens and shrapnels aplenty
I've got grenades and rifles galore
You want a Remington?
Take a number!

(Des is, by this point, deeply disturbed by the lyrics)

Syd: (singing) But I don't care
It's no big
I want something more....

(Syd starts the 'catwalk' style walk as she's singing)

Syd: (singing) I wanna be where the real teens are
I wanna see, wanna see 'em hang out
Chillin' out at those....what do ya call 'em...
malls....

Cap'n Stone: (thinks) You have *way* too much time on your hands if you wrote this entire song by yourself. Imagine if you put this much info into cadences.

Syd: (singing, softly now) Out where they walk
Out where I'll run
Out where we'll stay all day in the sun
All of us free
Not a Hai-Zi
And I'll be part of that world
Oh, what I'd give
If I was away from these quarters
Oh, the money I'd pay
To spend a day
With a friend hand in hand


Cap'n Stone: (thinking) Do I have drill practice today? When is she gonna stop singing? Ah well. Lots of weapons for an accident to happen here.

Syd: (singing) Bet out there
Everything's fair
I doubt they punish cadets
Bright chick soldiers
Drinkin' Folgiers (COFFEE! YES!)
Ready for soda
And ready to know what other girls know
Ask 'em questions and get some tips
Who's Orlando, and why does he...Bloom?
I want my own room
Wouldn't I love
Love to go visit out there!
Not a Hai-Zi
Someday I'll be
Part of that world....

(Syd reaches through a window, hopefully, trying to reach out. She gets her arm stuck, as the window was only partially open)

Syd: Aw, crap.

(Syd looks at Stone)

Syd: Help.